meWelcome to the i am indisposed first annual new years predictions post. Herein I will expound about how I expect the world to change next year. Since I’m almost never right about predictions I’ll not restrict myself to reality…

And here we go:

  1. The new year will bring AMAzing amounts of new snow to Tahoe and the Sierra and I will ski it all with impunity.
  2. People will realize that high definition TV is like polishing a turd when it comes to local news personalities (Tad Dunbar).
  3. Twelve Horses will dominate internet viral video in the category of “office antics…
  4. Smella and I will go on our trip out of the country and have an “adventure.”
  5. Web 2.0 will realize that we don’t want or need service specific inboxes and that emails telling you have an email w/o the ability to read it or respond to it are STOOOPID! (Flickr, YouTube, Broadbancsports.com, MySpace AND ESPECIALLY Facebook.com: I’m looking at YOU!)
  6. People will start to realize that social media providers are NOT taking advantage of user generated media and that notoriety and popularity are freely tradeable commodities. (that could be the most profound thing I’ve typed all year…)
  7. Half my female friends will be, or get pregnant…
  8. Someone will get back to the car after a bike ride and say: Goddam your dog is FAST!
  9. Someone will come up with something cooler than the ipod that you can sync on an open sourced, plugin compatible platform from multiple machines, use as a drive AND play music, expand as new products are available that is neither WHITE nor CHROME nor a massive repository for hand, nose and FACE goo…
  10. I will be a NINE year resident of Reno (freaking) Nevada and NINE years older than I was NINE years ago, and Smella and I will be celebrating our Diamond/Tin Wedding anniversary [ that only sounds HALF expensive].

-M