“I’m not a scientist, but I play one in real life.”

Yeah, you might have heard me say that. Well, no more. From now on it’s, “I’m not a tech geek, but I play one in real life.”

Riding in the lab

What’s that? Anyone who spends this much time blogging and twittering his late night snacking habits has got to be a tech geek! Well, I managed to fool some pretty sharp dudes, cause THEY GAVE ME A JOB!!!

After weighing the offer over TWELVE donut holes last evening and eating like a heard of HORSES @ Super Burrito, I decided that “Content Developer” sounded like a job made especially for me. (they even specified, “6 foot 2, skinny, scruffy looking, rides bikes. experience with fart jokes preferred.”)

Since I spend about 90% of my cognitive time thinking of ways to be clever on the internets, and the other half making fart jokes, this will be the perfect job for me. And since the guys I’ll be working with seem like a bunch of weirdos, I’ll fit right in. (I wonder if I have to re-up my membership in the RTYFN (Reno-Tahoe Young Foux-hawkers Network…)…)

Thanks to family and friends for help and support in my, uhh, whole thing!!!

-M

ps Stay tuned for details on my celebratory Organic Chicken Bake, and pics of me riding my bike through the new office. (It’s not boredom, just something that needs to be done.)